Today we give you thanks, O God, for surprise cucumbers. Not, “Aaah! It jumped out at me from behind the door” surprise cucumbers, which would be very troubling. But “Oh, I forgot I bought that” surprise cucumbers. Because I love cucumbers, and I wanted a vegetable, and I’m out of kimchi, and I didn’t feel like steaming bok choy tonight. And then suddenly, like a sign that you love all of your creation, THERE IT WAS in the crisper drawer. Thank you. Amen.